Household Harmony Aficionados Prints

"It's not so much spring cleaning as it is 'My mom is visiting for Mother's Day' cleaning."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Separation Anxiety

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Looks like I do dishes again.

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

Blanket Pull

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

Theirs and Theirs

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

Plumbing Co - we repair what your husband fixed.

'That's it? The facts of life? Mom washes the dishes and you dry them?'

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

Musical washing

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

'If your mom's not happy then nobody's happy, right dad.'

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

'Herbert just loves to help with the dishes.'

'I guess you have another excuse for not taking out the garbage.'

"What are you complaining about? When I met you, you were living in a one-room apartment."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."