Household Harmony Hero Prints

'Herbert just loves to help with the dishes.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Caw blimey!'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

The household cavalry

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Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Separation Anxiety

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

No Bruch!

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

Woman tangled up ironing

Magic Carpet Cleaning

balanced life

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

Headlines at Our House

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Wonder Woman!

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'