Household Harmony Hero Prints

'Herbert just loves to help with the dishes.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Caw blimey!'

The household cavalry

Musical genres

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Separation Anxiety

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

No Bruch!

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

Headlines at Our House

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Woman tangled up ironing

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

balanced life

Wonder Woman!

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'