House Makeover Enthusiast Pillows

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"I've changed my mind"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Eggshell blue