Hour Counter Prints

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

An abacus swimming pool

Clock watcher

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Entry level astronomer...

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

"Remember I need your report by 2030."

'How many zeroes in a billion again?'

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

The Weary Landlord public house.

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

Sand timer with quicksand sign in it.

"You've got six days."

'I thought you could count cards.' - 'I did count them. There were 52 in each deck.'

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

'It's impossible to say how many rings Saturn has.'

Aging Researchers

Time getting away

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

Two couples fighting against the sands of time

An old man in an hourglass filled with hearts

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"

"My doctor wants me to walk a mile after every meal. But frankly, ten miles a day is killing me."

'All the trains are knackered today... so get walking you lazy gits!'