Currency Counter Prints

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

"Euros? Sorry mate, this is a G7 pub."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Secretive Weigh In.

All Natural Nothing

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

7 brownies worth of exercise.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'Diet considerations.'

Dieting Motivation.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Sisyphus Sawyer

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.