'How many zeroes in a billion again?'
Zero Counter Prints
Decorate their home or office with eye-catching zero counter prints. Featuring clever, artistic designs, these prints bring humor and creativity to any space they love.
"Approaching 10,000 steps."
"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma
"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
It's only firing on 87 cylinders!
Accountant Bedtime Stories
"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."
'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants
Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.
'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'
Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.
Heart Health Levels
Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?
"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."
"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."
"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."
'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'
"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"
"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"
"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."
"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"
'I got one this small.'
'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'
"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."
"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."
C.P.A.
'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'
Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!
The Finger.
"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."
Entry level astronomer...
Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.
Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.
Tax - Random Audit
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