Hotel Fan Pillows

Grim Reaper Checkout

Sunbathing in Autumn

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Complementary Beverages

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

ATM withdrawal

TV Chef Cooking Range

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

On holiday...

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Indian summer.

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Sparrow Hilton

Room service.

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Chamber Pot - En Suite

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'I'll see you guys when you get there.'

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."