Hotel Adventurous Mugs

" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Kardiff.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Safari.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Bed and Breakfast

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"