Hotel Stay Adventurers Mugs

Bed and Breakfast

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Mini Bar

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

'Attack of the dreaded PANTSING sharks!'

Room service.

Sparrow Hilton

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

Bed or breakfast.

Holiday-maker taking hotel's entire drinking water supply, "All inclusive, then!"

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.