Hotel Stay Adventurers Mugs

Bed and Breakfast

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Mini Bar

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

I told you not to touch its belly.

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

Room service.

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

'Attack of the dreaded PANTSING sharks!'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

Sparrow Hilton

The mint on the pillow? Why it's complimentary my dear, Watson!

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

Bed or breakfast.

Holiday-maker taking hotel's entire drinking water supply, "All inclusive, then!"