Hotdog Connoisseur Pillows

Joe Hundredaire

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Trail mix?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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"Dare I ask for mustard?"

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Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Make me one with everything!"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

Dog Park Zoom

"What's all this?"

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.