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Tartine

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Canape?

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Party time.

Horn of Leftovers

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"We used to entertain a great deal."

Join me for dinner?

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."