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Party time.

'I was bored silly in there.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Showbiz Awards

Zombie standup

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Extreme miming"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

The Rooster Comedian.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Comedy Cafe

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Cow Show Tunes

"That'll be five bucks."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Clown God

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.