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We're having a dinner party.

Tartine

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Cardiac Recovery.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Canape?

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Party time.

Horn of Leftovers

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Join me for dinner?

"We used to entertain a great deal."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."