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"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Candle Portraits.

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

Misunderstood artist

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

Art Gallery.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Instant art

'You're no Pollock.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Who's the artist?"

Unfinished Masterpiece.

The Battle of the Pictures.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Tracey Emin - Private view.