Hospitality Industry Workers Pillows

"Perhaps it was the eel," The Lefleurs commiserate with their paying guest.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Cardiac Recovery.

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Valet park only"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

The Suite Hereafter

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

Mini Bar

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."