Hospital Life Fan Mugs

"It was a difficult operation, but in the end I won."

Surgeon: Wow! Now That's Gross.

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

Corona Funeral

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Darn it, lost another swab."

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

'It's your four basic food groups.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

Give me your sick...

'Where does it hurt?'

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

"According to the chart you've either stabilised or flatlined."

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

Paramedics.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

Surgery Instruction Book.

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