Hospital Happy Hour T-Shirts

'Morale soared when we installed the Nurf Basketball.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Happy Hour

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Best Before 5th Pint.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Beers

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

The Reaper's Arms

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'