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"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV hospital drama."

Providing Healthcare For All

Modern Major General

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

Jester Surgeon

Shakespeare Street

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Is it urgent?'

Moliere

Henrik Ibsen

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

'Brain surgery, right?'

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Love Tap