Hospital Drama Devotee Prints

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV hospital drama."

Providing Healthcare For All

Modern Major General

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

Shakespeare Street

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Jester Surgeon

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

Starvation Watching

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Is it urgent?'

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

Moliere

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

Henrik Ibsen

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Bertolt Brecht

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