Hospital Design Enthusiast Pillows

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

"But the P.R. guy says he's going to be O.K."

I like a lot of witnesses around.

Hospital Visit

'Wake him up. We need informed consent for the next part.'

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

"The healthcare industry has made a lot of advances in billing technology."

'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.'

Hospital Finances.

'Lunch!'

Boy tricking the nurse

'What are you in for?'

Matt Hancock to support whistleblowers by banning gagging orders.

'And how are you this fine day Mr. Simkins?'

Flying doctor off to help the UK NHS.

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Patient decorating hospital room.

"Your pulse is running a little fast."

'On a clear day you can see the plush neo-classical offices of the bastards who designed these monstrosities.'