Hospital Design Enthusiast Mugs

Hospital corners

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

"But the P.R. guy says he's going to be O.K."

I like a lot of witnesses around.

Hospital Visit

'Wake him up. We need informed consent for the next part.'

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

"The healthcare industry has made a lot of advances in billing technology."

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"

'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.'

Hospital Finances.

'Lunch!'

Casualty

'What are you in for?'

Boy tricking the nurse

Matt Hancock to support whistleblowers by banning gagging orders.

'No, the Doctor doesn't do house calls. But he does do skype calls!'

'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'

'And how are you this fine day Mr. Simkins?'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Flying doctor off to help the UK NHS.

Patient decorating hospital room.

"Hey anesthesiologist! Pay attention!"

"Your pulse is running a little fast."