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Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'It's your four basic food groups.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Where does it hurt?'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"Since Dr Mullin's ill, a temp from Manpower will perform your liver transplant."

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

Hell's Angels

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

Paramedics.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'