Hospital Chaos Lover Pillows

"You clean him up! You're the one who gave him sleeping tablets and a laxative!"

Providing Healthcare For All

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Urology...can you hold?'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

Disorderlies

Too much Inflammation

Paramedics.

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

'Before your 'routine' surgery, your manager would like to stop by and give you a 'routine' exit interview.'

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

'For god's sake Walters, wait until the patient is fully anesthetized before going through his wallet.'

Hospital Visit

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'I can't turn it off.'

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

'We abide by HIPAA laws to protect your privacy.'