Hosiery Enthusiast Pillows

Disabled beggar with no legs gets aroused by model of womans leg in hosiery shop window

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Thank god I bought my layers."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Joined at the hipster.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

His and Her wardrobe's

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

Changing Room Decisions

Congratulations on the new you!

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Too much for the school run?'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran