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A man and horse touch hands during a prison phone call.

ONE HORSE TOWN

Horse's Feedback.

'Just a minute!'

"I just know I'm going to love horses all my life. That's why I'm planning to have a career in banking, insurance, and real estate."

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

"You're worried about the price of shoes!"

'The pony club'

Mobile Veterinary Unit.

Doing the Right Thing

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"It's a polo pony"

'I hope you didn't pay too much for him, Sam....'

'I've got the trots.'

'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'

"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"

My first rodeo

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'You can lead a horse to water, son, but try not to drive him to drink.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

'Read my lips cowboy, I said bugger off!!'

'Pay and display' parking outside a saloon.

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"We's puttin' together a posse. You in?!"

Policeman and horse thief

"Sorry for merging into you. You were in my blind spot."

'There's an article in one of the recent veterinary journals...'

'Dad, can you just drop me off here?'

Jockey trying to push a horse over a jump.

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

Horse reading 'Bridle Magazine'.