Horses Pillows

A man and horse touch hands during a prison phone call.

ONE HORSE TOWN

Horse's Feedback.

'Just a minute!'

"I just know I'm going to love horses all my life. That's why I'm planning to have a career in banking, insurance, and real estate."

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

"You're worried about the price of shoes!"

'The pony club'

Mobile Veterinary Unit.

Doing the Right Thing

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"

"It's a polo pony"

'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'

'I've got the trots.'

'I hope you didn't pay too much for him, Sam....'

My first rodeo

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

'You can lead a horse to water, son, but try not to drive him to drink.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'Dad, can you just drop me off here?'

Horse reading 'Bridle Magazine'.

Jockey trying to push a horse over a jump.

"We's puttin' together a posse. You in?!"

'Read my lips cowboy, I said bugger off!!'

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

'Dude! You got the needle! Freakin' A that's cool, those things are wickedly hard to find!'

'There's an article in one of the recent veterinary journals...'

Policeman and horse thief

"Sorry for merging into you. You were in my blind spot."

'Pay and display' parking outside a saloon.