Riding Horses T-Shirts

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Skipping Horse

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

The Runaway Horse

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

New Guy.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"They're comfortable."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Riding School Chaos

Rocking Horse

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Pony Rides

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Stubborn Horse

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!