Horror Maestro Gifts

Happy Halloween!

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Violin Practise

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Charles Addams.

Painting

Computer Music

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Edgar Allan Poe

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Musical Prodigy

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

Air catarrh.

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Titian

'IT'S A SNOW-GHOST!'

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

'Looks like the band and the sound technician had a difference of opinion again during a sound check.'

"My husband works from home."

Out of a movie theatre and into the retailer's net.

Fortune Teller using a satellite to help pick up clairvoyant signals.