Halloween Maestro Gifts

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I was almost that last year."

Baby Mozart.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Scary stuff

Grade 2 Cellist

Timpani.

Violin Practise

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Charles Addams.

Children playing in the street

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Computer Music

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Edgar Allan Poe

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Happy Halloween!

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Happy Thought.

Musical Prodigy

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

'Trick or treatment.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"

Air catarrh.