Horror Filmmaker Mugs

"Oh, yes—do come in!"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Ghost School.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Werewolves of London..."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Canine Scentipede

"The Eggsorcist"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Police film evidence