Horror Filmmaker Prints

"Oh, yes—do come in!"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Ghost School.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"The Eggsorcist"

"Werewolves of London..."

Canine Scentipede

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Kirsten Johnson

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Crocodile

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Police film evidence