Horoscope Reading T-Shirts

Celebrate their zodiac sign with a fun and stylish horoscope-inspired t-shirt. Great for astrology buffs who want to wear their star sign pride and cosmic curiosity.

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'This is Astral Bob. He reads horoscopes.'

'This is Astral Bob. He reads horoscopes.' mockup

'This is Astral Bob. He reads horoscopes.'

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"Your moon is squaring Saturn, so I can tell you're shy and withdrawn."

"Your moon is squaring Saturn, so I can tell you're shy and withdrawn." mockup

"Your moon is squaring Saturn, so I can tell you're shy and withdrawn."

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"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?" mockup

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

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"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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"Why bother?"

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'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?' mockup

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

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"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you." mockup

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

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"You're solemates!"

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"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?" mockup

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

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"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it." mockup

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

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'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.' mockup

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

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Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous mockup

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

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'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.' mockup

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

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"It will be all your fault."

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"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

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'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.' mockup

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

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YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE. mockup

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

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"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

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