Hormone Whisperers T-Shirts

The causes of mood swings are generally hormonal..

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Critisize your weight.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

Daisy Diaper Service

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

Pandora's box.

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

I bake my own bread

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

Multitasking

In the red

Cellular Plan

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

Psychotic mood swing.

"We don't say 'giddyup' anymore."

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

"He shows enormous potential."

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

The Epsom Derby - Ladies Observe from the Balcony

'I doubled my money! The bank dude gave me 20 50-cent-coins for lousy ten one-euro-coins!'