Horizon Line Humorist Mugs

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Welcome Spring.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Bob's Driving School.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

Cover story: Plant World.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Speed Bumps.

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

Leaving New York

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Stand up comedians from outer space.

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"