Hairline Humorist Mugs

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Can you recommend something for my hairline?"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Ed's receding hairline!

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Operation Chrome Dome.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Open up the Shops!

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Toupee in a tin.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'