Hoot Enthusiast Pillows

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

The adoration of the gels.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Absolutely not!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Fish talking about fisherman

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Framed Lady

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Diego Velasquez

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Young Elvis

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Great photo."

Say cheese!

Hairstyles

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

What female dogs think about their looks.