Hook Philosophers Mugs

Worm hiding behind hook.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Fish talking about fisherman

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

Woman on scales.

'Which would be cheaper, let bullies continue to take my lunch money or take karate lessons?'

"I was rather hoping you'd tell me to beget!"

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

Why the Dinosaurs really died out: 'Dang...They're too ugly to have sex with and too disgusting to eat... Let's kill them.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

How does she get her grass so green?

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

"Just fetch, don't ask why."

"Enlightenment can be yours if you are able to visualize the bone yet still the tail."