Hook Creator Mugs

"In the beginning" --- Is that a great narrative hook or what!

A Bloody Butcher

Fish talking about fisherman

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Creator's Block

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"FISH ON"

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Hooks R Us.

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

God's Writers Block

Worm eats the fish.

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

Kiss the Hook

Worm hiding behind hook.

Escaped Fish

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Fish Traps/Lure.

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

Connection

'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'

'Welcome to the frat, Todd! OK, Bob. Your turn. If you want to be a member, you've got to let him get you riiiight up to the net before you snap the line.'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

"Oh lovely! Looks like it's a family fishing trip..."