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'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Sale! Weed Whackers

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Congratulations on your retirement!

New music conference

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Waiting for retirement.

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Fixing the TV.