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'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Fishing Term: Terminal Tackle

The Sea Angler: When after really big fish, the line must be strong enough to avoid breakages.

The Game Man: And Trying Imitations which look nothing like the real ones.

'First time using a baitcaster?'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Music producers.

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

Football.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"You know very well what fish!"

....And solving technical problems.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!'

"You've given me quite a turn. . . !"

"It's good he has only simple tools. He usually gives up before he does much damage."

"Yes, you were supposed to put your address on the envelope."

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Quick! Play dead!'