Bait Box Tinkerer T-Shirts

"They haven't invented a hook that can catch me!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'3-D TV Kit'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

Fur Baby

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Fixing the TV.

"I am the world's first smart tree."

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."