Hook Escapist Prints

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

"How to deal with weeds."

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Not again!"

Dangerous tax audits.

'Trust me, using this cheap perfume to mask our scents is going to confuse the hounds...'

"What a glorious day it is. I have put aside my work...it is just too beautiful a day to sit at my keyboard..."

No, I distinctly heard a "soo-wee" ringtone.

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Lady holding ballot paper tries to find voting booth.

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"Meet my cats - Step Over Me, Dust Around Me, and Sit Somewhere Else."

A giveaway tan line...