Hook Escapist Pillows

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

"How to deal with weeds."

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"Not again!"

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.

Message in a bottle.

Dangerous tax audits.

"Meet my cats - Step Over Me, Dust Around Me, and Sit Somewhere Else."

'Trust me, using this cheap perfume to mask our scents is going to confuse the hounds...'

"What a glorious day it is. I have put aside my work...it is just too beautiful a day to sit at my keyboard..."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Lady holding ballot paper tries to find voting booth.

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

A giveaway tan line...

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'