Hook Collector Pillows

Hooks R Us.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Beanirrito"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

I love the Shard

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Feeling for shells

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Do you come here often?'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.