Hook Collector Mugs

Hooks R Us.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

The Missing Sock Returns

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Beanirrito"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Feeling for shells

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"I know your mother."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'Do you come here often?'