Honors Pillows

Each one respresents another honor.

Army general with a support for his medals.

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Win - win

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

Norman E-Mailer

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

"I think I just won Best Director!"

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

'Boss, about your newfound determination to focus on employee recognition...'

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

"And here is the winning board of the year."

BAFTA/Oscar lack of diversity

Bigger shoulder for medals

"He wins every year -- the man could sell an annuity to a mayfly."