Honors Pillows

Each one respresents another honor.

Army general with a support for his medals.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Win - win

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Summa cum latte.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

Norman E-Mailer

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

The Academy began to regret awarding the Oscar to Destructo.

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

'Boss, about your newfound determination to focus on employee recognition...'

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

"I think I just won Best Director!"

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

BAFTA/Oscar lack of diversity

"And here is the winning board of the year."