Honor Devotee Mugs

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

You're the olive in my martini

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Please Give

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Church Restoration Fund.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"I would also like to thank the jury for validating my work."

Army general with a support for his medals.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

Singulars: spaghetto, broccolo, jacuzzo.

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"When I put that in my computer dating information, it was just an expression!"

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"I've done it – I've found the most basic particle!"

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'