Honeymoons Prints

Just Married

'When it comes to marriage, I'm a failure - but I'm very good at honeymoons!'

"So, are you going anyplace interesting for your honeymoon?"

'I thought a 'heart-shaped' bed would be romantic.'

After the civil partnership.

Honeymooners!

"Sure it's a nice place, Honey, but it cost me an arm and a leg!"

Water Skiing Wedding

"I'm sorry darling. It's just not something I ever learned to do."

"I quit drinking because you said I drank too much. I quite smoking because you said I smoked too much. I'm just back from my honeymoon... so this checkup scares the hell out of me!"

"It's just for a few days, darling. We're a very close family."

'Some Honeymoon!'

'By the way I have an eight o'clock teetime with the guys in the morning and at two golf comes on the tv...and I have a lesson on Thursday...' The making of a Golf Widow - Part 1.

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

'And how do I know this is MRS. Smith?!!'

"I'm thinking of having a second honeymoon - interested?"

Newly weds hitchhiking: 'Niagara Falls'.

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

Man in plaster and bandages says his honeymoon was great

"I must go Mummy, I think Rodger is getting impatient!"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Pina Coladas

Bubbly

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'