Honeymoon Prints

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."

The Full Disclosure Amusement Park: 'Tunnel of Impulse and Questionable Judgment.'

"You know, I never properly vetted you."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'

'Oh God! It's that dreadful pig we met on our honeymoon last year.'

"Hey feet off the table"

'Actually I don't believe in sex after marriage either'

'Somehow it's not the same as when we were here on our honeymoon.'

"You were right-they've got one at the hotel."

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'This is what you meant when you said you like to be on top?'

Just Married

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Facebook.

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

'I believe that's supposed to read 'Just Married'.'

'I'd like a page 15 followed by a page 28 please'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Awesome erosion!'

'The nerve! We're only three hours late!'

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

'Hi! New daddy!'

Strolling through Paris for the first time, Judie and Gary discovered, much to their great delight, that they remembered more high-school French than they thought.

'Yes, it was romantic of you to carry me over the threshold. But, couldn't you have made sure that the drawbridge was down first?!'

"I say let's wait for the next one."

'Sorry, dear. After three hours into the trip, it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot you. I'll come back to pick you up.'

Cowboy and cowgirl ride horse with 'just hitched' sign on tail.

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

"Could you put me down now? I really don't like to be touched."

Underwater wedding!