Honey Hunter T-Shirts

"Well, your people heard wrong. We are not prepared to sweeten the deal."

Beehive Directions

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'So, how can you tell the swarm is going to leave?'

"Get out of my face!"

"You are here"

'I know where the hive is. I just can't tell left from right.'

'Sorry I'm late - I found a fermented honey tree.'

"We're gonna find a bees nest and steal all their honey!" "Maybe we'll just go to Tesco's..."

'Drat. He has the car keys.'

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

'Either we take back the hive or your nose - up to you, pal.'

Bees v Wasps

"Hi honey - I'm homeopathic."

Honey Bears

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Work/Life Balance

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Saxophone Player.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Garden variety allergies."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"